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Draft-Dodger Trump Said Sleeping Around Was My ‘Personal Vietnam’ -

TAGS: donald trump draft dodger gi joke toy soldier gop republican rino clown progressive statist hack new york liberal values vietnam war elitist blowhard windbag loser
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:39 pm
Mot claiming any original thought here choker.... I just seem to recall your lame memes on the subject... I'm certain you recall them... You certainly vomited on every one of them. Tissue?

Richard Nixon -

TAGS: richard nixon america
Rating: 2.14/5

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RonaldReagan - February 7, 2017, 1:07 am
One good thing about Trump...when he's done, he will make Nixon look like FDR.
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 4:59 pm
My pastor says he was the best president we have ever had, the only thing he did wrong was get caught.
deathorfire1 - July 17, 2013, 8:00 pm
Alert FoxRecon19d just admitted to having Obama's child. Quick get the press
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 7:47 pm
Show us crankyhead the Canadifake, where you have backed up your devoted love of Obama. After all, your god Obsma protects you, right? Don't be a hypocrite and tell Obama where yyou live! Show everyone how right you are! GO, CRANKYHEAD!
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 7:40 pm
I am giving you three...two...one...Nope . You are still officially a loser begging for attention.
crankyhead - July 17, 2013, 2:37 pm
Fox, what're the chances you can go a whole week without saying my name, or asking a member for their home address? I'm guessing 0%.
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 6:03 pm
So you admit to loving your little sis ter... yes, you are the perfect example of a Democrat
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 5:53 pm
Well it was nice talking to you my little sister.
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 5:51 pm
So now we know. Deathorfire1 dug up her dead mother. f***ed her dead body.Then went on politifake.. good on you being the voice og Democrats on politifake
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 5:41 pm
My mother has been dead for five years and i don't f*** dead bodies.
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 5:39 pm
Just YOU! HA! HA! HA! Oh, by the way. The woman that you proudly say you are f***ing is your own mother. You are drunk
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 5:26 pm
Sure, i'm upstairs f***ing your mother. Tell me how many children did you leave fatherless because you had *** with their mother?
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 5:25 pm
Really. Viqueen? Name the one Spez loser that killed me with their pinkie. BUT FIRST! Post your address so that I can get his name in person
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 5:22 pm
I didn't make a poster of him scaring me. I made a poster of him invading peoples privacy for free. Remember Watergate?
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 5:21 pm
HA! Little viqueen wannabe. If Nixon never scared you, why is a terrified "viking" have to make a poster about how scared you are of him?
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 4:58 pm
One Richard Nixon doesn't scare me. If your going to keep pulling out the fake king card then you can go pick the cotton. You want to troll me just to stop your p**** from hurting, i'll just troll your diseased p**** back.
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 4:56 pm
Now tell me again how Richard Nixon scares the s#it out of your pasty white little a$$... and reinerate to cannabal, crankyhead, and Renza how you are now their king
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 4:52 pm
I highly doubt that. The Russian Spez could kill you with their pinkie
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 4:51 pm
HA! HA! HA! I am an American who happens to be black. I am a proud American. I am a successful American. And I am an American warrior who uses Russian Spez to hold up my coffee table and to lick my boots...
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 4:17 pm
Typical white thinking.
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 4:16 pm
Yes , deathorfire1. Tell your friends cannabal, crankyhead, and Renza who supplied the rope for the lynchings
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 4:11 pm
How about during the time when the African Americans were trying to get equal rights. Guess who supplied the rope for the lynchings.
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 4:08 pm
And what instance are you refering to, desthorfore1? I don't often tolerate blatant stupidity. But you are so epic stupid that you make toying with you entertaining.
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 3:57 pm
Fox are you have anything to say for your murder of children by supporting cops that don't give a d***?
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 3:56 pm
Cannabal? Crankyhead? Renza? Anything you want to say to your new spokeswoman deathorfire1?
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 3:55 pm
Actually i love females, i just hate you.
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 3:53 pm
Hates himself AND females
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 3:53 pm
Nope, mine is the great mighty leader Death. Death to all of mankind so the next race can do better.
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 3:52 pm
cannabl, crankyhead...deathorfire1 isn't your great white hope to get you back into the good graces of your lord and master, Obama
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 3:51 pm
Hey fox can you read? I said i hate both sides equally. Also i did state i am a guy not a girl. So fox when was the last time your side followed the Constitution?
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 3:49 pm
And there it is. YAWN... Typical. Deathorfire1 hates herself. Projects her self hate on Republicans, just as the Democrat main stream media told you to do.
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 3:44 pm
Because i hate both sides equally and believe there is no future for man kind.
KaBoom - July 15, 2013, 3:40 pm
You believe that all Republicans clapped in unison when JFK was murdered? Why are you so hateful?
KaBoom - July 15, 2013, 3:37 pm
That simply isn't true. If you are going to complain at least employ the correct talking point. The SCOTUS decision had to due with disenfranchising minority voters; not segregation.
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 3:36 pm
So nice to see a peace monger around. Didn't you Republicans clap when JFK died?
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 3:30 pm
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 3:17 pm
Richard Nixon- Still striking fear into the hearts of the enemies of the people of the United States of America
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 2:59 pm
Thank you Crankyhead, i think that nut might listen but i doubt it.
crankyhead - July 15, 2013, 2:47 pm
...it wasn't the people on the left who were outed as astroturfers by the administration on this website. The people who got caught doing that, were the rightwing nutjobs. People like you.
crankyhead - July 15, 2013, 2:44 pm
Just out of curiosity fox, do you know what the word paranee means? It's just that every time someone new in here starts schooling you in a discussion, you always blame either me or Renza for being responsible. Just in case you'd forgotten...
foxrecon19d - July 15, 2013, 6:25 am
Your dog wishes he had a more intelligent woman to talk to
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 1:43 am
Sorry was having a more intelligent talk with my dog.
foxrecon19d - July 14, 2013, 11:02 pm
keep posting deathorfire1... keep posting...
foxrecon19d - July 14, 2013, 10:51 pm
snicker...of course. looking forward to your next poster...heh...heh...heh...
deathorfire1 - July 14, 2013, 10:27 pm
Yes diseased american, we have the same on you.
foxrecon19d - July 14, 2013, 10:14 pm
Thanks... got all the data we need on you.
deathorfire1 - July 14, 2013, 9:28 pm
I am guy for the last f***ing time. You call me ignorant look at you. I'm a guy which means male which means i have a ***k. So foxs**t19d what is your excuse about being ignorant?
foxrecon19d - July 14, 2013, 9:25 pm
...heh...heh..heh...heh...keep trying, desthorfire1. You know we are laughiing, right, deathorfire1. Seriously, fat girl.
deathorfire1 - July 14, 2013, 9:15 pm
Oh yes oh i'm dying. *sarcasm* The same can be said about your religion.
foxrecon19d - July 14, 2013, 9:13 pm
HaHaHa! And now we know don't we cranky renzahead. You know the truth kills you. America knows the truth kills you. Thank you for helping to get out the truth
deathorfire1 - July 14, 2013, 9:07 pm
Hmm keep fighting with this little b**** or move to canada surrender my american ship. Second option sounds better, better health care and freedom.
foxrecon19d - July 14, 2013, 9:06 pm
Snicker... keep posting. Go ahead. R eally. The people you love and support are not collecting data on you. Keep posting. After all, Obama loves you, right? NOW MAKE ANOTHER OBAMA LOVING POSTER, BIT#! 8
deathorfire1 - July 14, 2013, 9:01 pm
Oh a christian is attacking me? How not surprising. Make a post about an attack on privacy and i got a racist christian attacking me.
deathorfire1 - July 14, 2013, 9:00 pm
And if i wanted to be the like the rest of you American pigs i would go eight miles to a town or pay to watch TV which i find no use watching. Might i ask where the hell you people were complaining about bush when he did the same thing invading privacy?
foxrecon19d - July 14, 2013, 8:58 pm
Bottom line, toots.Know what you are talking about. Or else, you a**assinate Barack Obama with your stupid parroting of what Obama told you to say. In other words, you look stupid to your own Gods
deathorfire1 - July 14, 2013, 8:57 pm
I am a male. Two Obama is invading but for all we now he could be trying to save his own skin. Second might i point out that a court of a country you love so much destroyed a law against segregation. Just wait a bit and i'll attack your Rebel flag bigot.
foxrecon19d - July 14, 2013, 8:55 pm
Wow... classic Obama-bot here. Knows absolutely nothing. Claims genius status about a subject she knows absolutely nothing about...apart from what Saturday Night Live tells her lil a$$ to believe
deathorfire1 - July 14, 2013, 8:39 pm
One what the f*** is an Obama-bot. Second might i point out that all this poster was to point out that Obama wasn't the first one to invade our privacy.
foxrecon19d - July 14, 2013, 8:01 pm
Sicker...Wow, you are an especially stupid Obama-bot ain't cha? Or have you not noticed that evev your fellow Obama-bots fail to say Obama cut 700 billion from Medicare? Go read something before you go posting played out propaganda
deathorfire1 - July 14, 2013, 7:34 pm
Funny. Nixon destroyed the health care and your right to privacy due to the "Red threat". The only president was good was Clinton and he brought us up, bush took us down and Obama brought us up by a trillion.
foxrecon19d - July 14, 2013, 7:31 pm
Funny...anyone remember America being 16 trillion in debt under Nixon? The Obama-bots are desperate today!

The Demonic Hypocrisy Of Planned Parenthood -

Toy Soldier Trump -

TAGS: donald trump draft dodger vietnam toy vietnam soldier rino clown big government statist progressive new york liberal rnc 2016 bloviating windbag blowhard elitist military service
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:42 pm
Your memefails are proof liberals don't use logic....

ENERGY INDEPENDENCE - If we could just harness the wind from this blowhard.

The Real Problem With Trump -

TAGS: donald trump rino fake republican new york liberal statist progressive statist authoritarian tyrant despot blowhard elitist egomaniac populist clown charlatan fraud con artist
Rating: 5/5

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BlackLivesMatter - March 28, 2016, 11:13 am
/so, you're sayin, "because all candidates suck, "VOTE TRUMP!~if you are corrupt, go big or go home!" - world class brilliant logic you got there./
freasy - March 28, 2016, 10:23 am
And whats the difference between any other Candidate???

Draft Dodger Trump -

The Sad State Of Modern Day Feminism -


TAGS: donald trump draft dodger coward rino fake republican new york liberal statist progressive statist authoritarian tyrant despot blowhard elitist egomaniac populist clown charlatan fraud con artist
Rating: 5/5

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truthteller - May 1, 2016, 1:29 am
got my political fix for the evening. Catch y'all on the flip.
truthteller - May 1, 2016, 12:52 am
I heard a funny joke when I went hiking with some Canadians buddies the other day.They said to me either you Americans will have the first woman president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian-born President, or your LAST President.
freasy - April 4, 2016, 10:39 am
There is no choice, Hilary and Trump, that is the best we can do???

Palin Vs. Clinton -


GOD'S WILL - for you to go home and close your mouth

Draft Dodger Trump -

OBAMACARE - Is going to be hard for America to swallow

Keystone Coward Clinton -

Draft Dodger Trump -

Liberal America -

false advertising -

ATHEISM - Because science cannot prove or disprove God, believing there is no God requires one to believe in something unprovable.

"It happens to me" -

TAGS: obama stolen liberties freedom hard earned money
Rating: 4.88/5

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OTC - July 24, 2013, 5:15 pm
Who doesn't? I don't, in fact, late last night I saw some people who had car trouble and I offered help because they didn't look like gang bangers, they looked like normal people in need of help, and yes, they were black
Renza - July 22, 2013, 7:58 pm
Who doesn't, I mean look at the posters the fundies have been putting out lately, that's all they're about.
Renza - July 22, 2013, 7:54 pm
That's such a ridiculous question fox, with such impressive powers of observation and understanding, you should already know the answer. Clearly its the most dangerous known race around.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 7:03 pm
"side note, people with pants around their knees aren't that threatening, they're very easy to nock over." And which race might you be refering to, Renza? Which race threatens you so much that you have to make such a statement, Renza? Bigot much, Renza?
OTC - July 22, 2013, 5:52 pm
so you base decisions on color of skin and not how people carry themselves regardless of color? interesting
Renza - July 22, 2013, 5:42 pm
Just answering fox's question, if a decision is derived strictly from the ethnicity of nearby individuals it means its racially biased, nothing more. side note, people with pants around their knees aren't that threatening, they're very easy to nock over.
Renza - July 22, 2013, 5:39 pm
About as sharp as usual fox, comparable to the level of a bubble. At least you're finally accepting Obama as a deity, its a good first step, I'm sure even a grunt can figure out how things work sooner or later.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 4:30 pm
Aww. Look! Renzahead's faith in his god, Barack Obama has utterly failed him. His silence confirms that his propaganda has failed. So, Renza. Your move...heh...heh...heh...
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 4:26 pm
By the way, Renzahead. Why have you stopped making posters that love all over your God, Obama? C'mon, Renzahead. Love on your god Barack Obama.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 3:58 pm
Renza, how much of an idiot are you? How many white people are in a Chicago ghetto? The people your beloved God Obama are refering to ARE BLACK! Renza, you are truely f***ing things up for your Democrat gods
OTC - July 22, 2013, 11:36 am
I wouldn't be afraid if a gang Erkels were in the vicinity, but I would be if a gang of white people with pants at their knees and hats on sideways, so whats your point renza?
Renza - July 22, 2013, 11:03 am
If your reasoning is a miscellaneous (ethnicity) person in the general vicinity, then yes, it would be.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 7:46 am
So it's racist to lock your car door in the Chicago ghetto?

OXYMORON - Democrats work hard

PLANNED PARENTHOOD PRESIDENT - Salary: $385k + 11k perks and deferrments. She makes a killing from killing (abortions) Your tax dollars hard at work.

it's hard to feel sorry.. -

This Guy Performs More Mammograms Than Planned Parenthood -

The Idiocy Of Liberalism -

The 'Logic' Of Trump Supporters -

Stupid Trump Quote #97 -

Donald Trump: Unfit For Command -


'I just lost my sock puppet' -

These idiots -

"Hard Drive Crashed" -

Trash -

TAGS: culpability is hard to take
Rating: 5/5

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Renza - May 11, 2013, 10:41 am
Good chance anyway, though theoretically if we bastardize the atmosphere badly enough we may unfortunately end that fight in a draw
Rudedog - May 10, 2013, 11:16 pm
Our impact on this planet will only affect us. Earth will prevail with indifference .
Renza - May 10, 2013, 8:41 am
True in me***hor, though the texas sized trash island doesn't appear to be going anywhere

KEVIN RUDD - Your not funny. Dont laugh.


TAGS: atheists have it hard
Rating: 4.71/5

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JGalt - April 9, 2014, 6:46 am
foxrecon19d - September 2, 2013, 2:59 pm
Yup. Its called the New Covanent. Basically, Jesus said that religious dogma had taken the place of one-on-one relationship with the Creator.
crankyhead - September 2, 2013, 12:27 pm
Jesus preached against religious dogma?
terroraustralis - September 2, 2013, 2:12 am


TAGS: atheists have it hard
Rating: 4.5/5

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foxrecon19d - September 4, 2013, 9:33 pm
Renzahead thye Epic Fail...projecting again. You can tell by him keeping such focus on something so trivial as a couple sentences from someone on the internet that bothers him, really isn't going to be good for his physical, emotional, or mental health
Renza - September 4, 2013, 9:10 pm
You sound stressed ST, keeping such focus on something so trivial as a couple sentences from someone on the internet that bother you, really isn't going to be good for your physical, emotional, or mental health.
crankyhead - September 4, 2013, 2:19 pm
If that's your interpretation of the situation fox, you need help.
StoneTools - September 4, 2013, 1:47 pm
Oh, and when you claim the moral high ground. "I'm a liberal, I'm more tolerant than you" but leave out the caveat of only of people who share my opinions.
StoneTools - September 4, 2013, 1:46 pm
from what I actually say.
StoneTools - September 4, 2013, 1:45 pm
You must wish you could get under my skin. The only time I get upset is when I see ignorance like yours being continuously posted on sites like these. Oh, and when you resort to claiming I said something that I didn't or twisting it to something different
foxrecon19d - September 4, 2013, 1:12 pm
Renzahead the Epic Fail...projecting again. You can tell by irritated tone of his writing and the notable quantity of responses across the board. Reminiscent of someone getting ready to throw a tantrum.
Renza - September 4, 2013, 10:50 am
that would be the irritated tone of your writing and the notable quantity of responses across the board. Reminiscent of someone getting ready to throw a tantrum.
StoneTools - September 4, 2013, 10:32 am
Seems like you are the one getting your panties in a wad. All I did was post a counter to your statement. How is that indicative of me being "bugged" by it?
Renza - September 4, 2013, 10:06 am
man, those simple statements really seem to bug you two, if only they weren't true you might actually means of refuting them.
StoneTools - September 4, 2013, 9:18 am
Non-believers: content in believing whatever they can't prove is false.
foxrecon19d - September 4, 2013, 6:11 am
Well Renzahead the Epic Fail, good to see that you are admitting that you believe everything your god Obama tells you is true
Renza - September 3, 2013, 11:47 pm
Believers: content in believing whatever they're told is true.
StoneTools - September 3, 2013, 5:10 pm
onus probandi
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2013, 3:43 pm
AWWW....said the Canadifake who constantly gets his rear end handed to him BY A POSTER!! But apparently that's the best you can do, lacking any evidence to prove your point.
crankyhead - September 3, 2013, 1:27 pm
What is funny fox, is watching you struggle with the simplest concepts of logic.
vbattaile - September 2, 2013, 11:06 pm
God Is an Imaginary Friend for Grownups. Will Convert For Evidence
vbattaile - September 2, 2013, 5:17 pm
@crankyhead. SPOT ON!!
foxrecon19d - September 2, 2013, 3:05 pm
Want to know what makes fox happy? Watchung crankyhead the Canadifake troll for attention. Chrisrians believe in God. They need no proof. Hence the term 'believer.' Thetefore, the burden is on Atheists to prove He does not. And that's when it gets funny
crankyhead - September 2, 2013, 12:33 pm
Want to know what makes fox happy? Shifting the burden of proof away from those responsible for providing it.
terroraustralis - September 2, 2013, 2:13 am
Atheists: constantly pissed off that people are killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend, without using any evidence whatsoever.


TAGS: atheists have it hard
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - September 9, 2013, 2:08 pm
Why would I be pissed off at you? P.S. Still here.
foxrecon19d - September 9, 2013, 12:01 am
Glad to see this poster got rid of you, crankyhead the Canadifake. Meanwhile, I'll continue to make posters that piss you off so much that they make you want to jump off a cliff somewhere...because you don't have the ability to make a poster to refute it
crankyhead - September 8, 2013, 9:41 pm
You know fox, if someone ever wanted to get rid of you, all they'd have to do, is throw a conclusion off a cliff somewhere. You'll jump right at it. =)


TAGS: atheists have it hard
Rating: 4.33/5

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terroraustralis - September 2, 2013, 2:15 am
its more like swine flu, in that the harder your immune system fights back, the more likely it is to kill you (seriously, the immune response is what makes swine flu lethal)


KOUNTDOWN TO KEITH - Oh My! Suspended for donating to candidates. Keith Overdrive unemployed- Next stop- back to being a blowhard sportscaster instead of a blowhard pundit! Priceless

One grieving family to another -

PUPPETRY OF THE POTUS - Coming soon to a vacation spot near you!

THE NEW BREED - Self-Explanatory. A picture's worth 1000 words, but I'd run out of space for it all here


CONSUMER CONFIDENCE SINKING AGAIN - As Americans realize we are headed toward a second wave of depression, thanks to Obama's failed policies and cronyism, while partying and golfing seem to be the first priority

FORMER SENATOR BARBARA BOXER - Because she's worked so damned hard to get that title too!

CREATING JOBS - is Damn hard work! (Maybe that's why he isn't trying very hard to create any!)

LIBERAL - What so few people see past the Watergate.

EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE - Hmmm.... Now where have I heard that word before?

"RAPE, THAT IS SOMETHING GOD INTENDED!" - TRANSLATION: Herpa derpa! (Was he talking about women or the fact that he just raped Romney's campaign?)

TAGS: ra** richard mourdock funny romney
Rating: 2.33/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 28, 2012, 9:29 am
Did you miss bammy boy's gutsy call?
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 11:00 pm
Enjoy your fantasy now. Because there's an old Irish proverb that fits your karmic situation:"May you have one hour in heaven,before the devil knows you're dead."Okay,gotta go. Got lots of campaigning to do.Later, loser. Good luck with your candidate.Ciao
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:57 pm
Okay, loser, gotta split. This will actually be my last chat with you until the day after the election concludes. I know you are convinced of the weak propaganda that says Romney winning, etc. despite evidence otherwise. So I leave you with this...
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:48 pm
TRANSLATION (arnnatz): I'm scared that Romney is going to lose
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:47 pm
Oh,you'll have to do better than that if you want to hurt my feelings.Beating Obama in this election would be a good start.Because if you're wrong, and Romney loses,imagine how much fun this place will be having to face all the Loucsuekes of the world X-D
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:33 pm
and no, i don't THINK you are sockpuppeting, you ARE a sockpuppet. Your drivel is too exact a copy of lousuckee to be a mere coincidence
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:32 pm
It's kind of like you masquerading as an intelligent person when you just mimic KOS and HuffPo. You depend on off the wall polls where were wrong in the 2010 election, yet claim they've never been wrong. BWAHAHAHAHAHa
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:13 pm
No, I get it.You think I'm sockpuppeting.More to the point, even if it's true,who cares? You act like there is something wrong with that. You act like it's as bad as say, I dunno, getting caught pretending to be a Black disabled veteran. Wait a sec X-D
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
BWHAHAHAAHAHA.... Yeah, right. You're lucky if you pull in $1000 a month. $150000... now THAT'S funny.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:03 pm
yeah, i noticed that you were being just as girlish as you were when you used lousuckee as your name on this site
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:03 pm
Not just that moo+, but the original amount was 150,000, that putz just upped it to 200,000.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 27, 2012, 8:37 pm

He didn't say that. I saw the discussion, He was positing a hypothetical situation.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:20 pm
TRANSLATION (arnnatz): I am a terrible liar.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:20 pm
P.S. No one is buying it, Antnuts, least of all you.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:19 pm
LIE: You once told Cranky you made over $200000 a year. FACT: You were talking about how much you make in the game Monopoly a year.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:18 pm
TRANSLATION (arnnatz): I am a terrible liar.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 7:42 pm
and by the way, I am a disabled vet in a wheel chair. But you just go ahead and make fun of me if it makes you feel more manly, mate.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 7:41 pm
Please, oh please, show me where I said I was wealthy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 27, 2012, 7:17 pm

If England is so bad why did you chose to live there? You should be more grateful.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 6:41 pm
Just how many lead paint chips have you s******ed? Let me guess, you used to bathe in mercury, right?
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 6:24 pm
imagine- brits and ex-brits (canada) still carrying a grudge since 1776. Bwahahahahaha
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 5:54 pm
FYI, Brit jokes won't do much to hurt my feelings, bloke. I said I live in England. I'm actually Israeli in origin. I make fun of Brits with the best of'em. But you're right, wanker, they're a bunch of Austin Powers: like Mitt, whose fam is from England.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 5:50 pm
Did I hurt your feelings, wanker? Was it the part where I made fun of you lying about pretending to be a wealthy American-American vet in a wheelchair? Maybe it was the part where I pointed out the other bloke pwned you mercilessly. Need another tissue?
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 4:08 pm
need an orthodontist? They could probably get that gap down to about the size your thumb
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 1:01 pm
Need a tissue, mate?
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 11:31 am
Need a dentist?
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 11:15 am
P.S. Need a tissue, mate?
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 11:14 am
You responded to yourself (offering yourself a tissue). Wrong thread.lol... That speaks volumes, mate.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:17 am
need a tissue?
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:17 am
wow, I'm really hurt now. Especially when it comes from a self-proclaimed gap-toothed, british paulbot.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 9:10 am
I don't think you going to hurt his feelings,mate.Especially if you are going around lying to people that you are a African American vet (according to him and Cranky). Pathetic IMHO. No wonder he has such an easy time beating the snot out of you, wanker.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 9:08 am
Need a tissue?
GrouchoMarxist - October 27, 2012, 12:57 am
I don't need any translations tool... Your boy is on record... H likes rapists... deal with it... I bet the facts tickle your tonsils... Have a tissue... The only translations you have are no facts....
arnnatz - October 26, 2012, 11:56 pm
You know precisely what it means, lousuckee. Autistics never change their habits.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:52 pm
TRANSLATION (Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist): I'm projecting.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:51 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): There is hope for rapists like me during President Obama's 2nd term.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:50 pm
Oh, he doesn't like you, Groucho.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:47 pm
Sorry, antnuts, but you'll have to do better than calling me a loucausukee or whatever the hell that means.HAHA Guess you'll have four more years of President Obama to think of better insults. Oh, yeah, P.S. PWned
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:45 pm
And nobody pretended you were EVER good at lying. So, is this make-believe black Arnnatz speaking? Or make-believe disabled Arnnatz?? Or make believe black disabled Arnnatz who somehow makes $200000/year? LOL
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:40 pm
Need a tissue?
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:38 pm
Bammmy loves rapist.... Libs must love them too
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:37 pm
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:36 pm
Why does babababa bamster boy like rapists??
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:36 pm
arnnatz - October 26, 2012, 8:34 pm
Nobody ever accused romney's stool of having his own thoughts. Just stick with the lousuckee tactic of repeating other people's sentences
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:16 pm
Did you just get teabagged again?
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 7:44 pm
Cranky's right. Moooooo is decent when you get to know him.Let him be. Groucho & arnnatz have a monopoly on the gutter here. So don't join em. It's enough to know Romney's losing. That's why baby Groucho's obsessed with tissues. He uses them regularly.LOL
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 7:43 pm
"Got 'not' problem being a teabagger?"FAIL--> TRANSLATION (Groucho): herpa derpa. Speak not good english do I.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 7:41 pm
Cranky's right. Moooooo is decent when you get to know him.Let him be. Groucho & arnnatz have a monopoly on the gutter here. So don't join em. It's enough to know Romney's losing. That's why baby Groucho's obsessed with tissues. He uses them regularly.LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 7:32 pm

You'd be less annoying if you could spell or actually type a coherent sentence.
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 7:25 pm
5000 dead babies everyday because of ra** or inc*** huh? Libs must have more dead babies....
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 7:13 pm
Got not problem being a teabagger.... How do you like being teabagged? I bet you love it... Have a tissue
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 7:12 pm
Hows the elect Ron Paul campaign going moonbat?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 6:49 pm

I don't enable anyone...I'd defend you if someone started talking about your mother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 6:46 pm

Sorry I hurt your feelings champ. But using "Canadian" like an insult is like yelling "Nice a**!" at a stripper........I only take it as a compliment. I represent Canadians well.....But not everyone likes common sense.
crankyhead - October 26, 2012, 5:41 pm
Mooo is good people faux. He's just playing the role of neutral Switzerland in here. Give him a chance, I promise you'll warm up to him, even if he is a prairie conservative. =)
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 5:36 pm
True dat. HAHA... Sorry your mate Mooooooooooooooron is doing a poor job of representing your fellow Canadians. Rotten apple in every barrel I guess.
crankyhead - October 26, 2012, 5:29 pm
faux, you should ask one of the Americans what it's like living in the eleventh province of Canada instead. =)
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 4:02 pm
That little defense you make about Crotcho simply makes you his enabler. Sounds like you are suffering from "battered troll syndrome." So tell it to someone who cares, Canadian. Remind me again what it is like being the 51st state of the US?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 2:05 pm

Or heaven forbid.....you're pointless Monarchy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 2:04 pm

You could have made the same points without resorting to the comments about his mother. To be better than Groucho, you must act like more of an adult than Groucho does. Try to sloow it down...Or they might make a few comments about your own Govn't
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:31 pm
Groucho, you are the poster child for Abortion, teabagger.Imagine how much happier the world would be if your mum took a pill after her one night with Barack.Romney wouldn't be losing his election if you weren't around to alienate voters to your dad.LMFAO
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:29 pm
But I will take your offer at some beach towels, mate. I need to dry these tears of joy about you getting to enjoy another 4 years of President Obama. *tears*
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:27 pm
Oh, you don't do a very good job of pretending to be confident about your boy Mitt. All your prediction markets have President Obama at a 73%-90% chance of being re-elected. The Princeton and Nate Silver prediction markets are never wrong, teabagger.
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:27 pm
Oh, you don't do a very good job of pretending to be confident about your boy Mitt. All your prediction markets have President Obama at a 73%-90% chance of being re-elected. The Princeton and Nate Silver prediction markets are never wrong, teabagger.
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:26 pm
You're projecting, teabagger. I'm from bloody England. What do I care that Ron Paul doesn't win. I'm just helping my fellow libs spoil your election. LOL Hint... it's working, teabagger. Need a tissue, teabagger? You have ball sweat on your head.
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 11:50 pm
he needs more than tissues, I think he needs some heavy duty beach towels
GrouchoMarxist - October 25, 2012, 8:14 pm
Need a tissue?
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 7:49 pm
what polls show romney sinking? Even the dem pollsters are showing romney ahead now.
fauxnews - October 25, 2012, 10:53 am
That's right, teabagger. America is getting ready to exercise it's right to abortion and ABORT the Romney campaign. The wanker is sinking in the polls. Need a tissue, mate?
GrouchoMarxist - October 24, 2012, 10:28 pm
Call me when you get a real issue baby chopper

THE 40-YEAR LIE - In furious spite of Congress, Richard "Fascist Dick" Nixon initiated the "War on Drugs" to give himself more executive power and to please the "silent majority."

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ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 10:47 am
not even for goodwill
Cannabal - March 20, 2013, 10:46 am
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ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 10:41 am
where are the peace talks, the soothing of wounds. the happiness and sunshine with rainbow ending
Cannabal - March 20, 2013, 10:09 am
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yours nixon ended vietnam not sustained the conflict, which was started by democrats
Cannabal - March 20, 2013, 9:01 am
My problem or yours?
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 8:01 am
problem with history cann
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You like "The X Files?" Here's an "X File" you'll love, Mulder. http://consortiumnews.com/2012/03/03/lbjs-x-file-on-nixons-treason/
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Umm, started by Kennedy, expanded by LBJ, finished by Nixon. He finally allowed the military to fight and got the Vietnamese to the peace talks.


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Bandit5906 - January 1, 2016, 11:59 am
I don't believe the government should be paying for abortion in any way!
calron - January 1, 2016, 3:19 am
That should be "without".
calron - January 1, 2016, 3:18 am
Late term abortions also have a higher risk than earlier to the mothers in addition to the moral question. There is also the places run like abortion mills with proper hygiene which tends to be ignored because abortion is considered sacrosanct.
TheConservativeInsurgent - December 31, 2015, 9:43 pm
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Well if it is a person it then has a right to life. It it is not, then there is not reason stop an abortion. People against abortion tend to believe it is a person and thus has a right to life just as any person does.
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I'm against abortion, but only for my own family. Why would I have any right to decide for someone else?
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.. Why can't you agree with "It's my body/baby, I'll decide what to do with it"?
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